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- Welcome to Puerto Rico! Side effects may include a...
- Social Factors and Obesity in Puerto Rican Women
- Casinos in San Juan
- Renee's Salsa Lessons
- Toro Salao in Old San Juan
- La Noche de San Juan Bautista
- Puerto Rican Fruit of the Week: Feijoa
- Mayoketchup: THE Puerto Rican condiment
- "If your eyes were two crystal blue pools, I would...
- Amadeus Cafe in Old San Juan
- Updates On My Appetite, Vibrating Veins, & Why Jes...
- I’m Bringing Hungry Back
- UCONN Could Use Some Palm Trees
- Oh and one more thing...
- ¡Por fin!
- New Friends and New Prospects
- The Nikko Chinese/Sushi Restaurant
- Minor Setbacks and My First Puerto Rican Meal
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2 comments:
You get them all don't you?
I think this is something you should definitely keep doing. Random posts with horrible pick up lines. What would make it even better is if snapped a picture of them and but them on BLAST right on here.
Actually, the funniest part of this whole thing was that the guy said it in Spanish, and then, I suppose based on my horrified face, he says, "What's wrong, you don't know what CEJAS are?"
As though me not knowing the word for eyebrows would suddenly make me say, "OHHH eyebrows!! Well, in that case..."
I just said, "I know what cejas are," and walked away.
Earlier in the day I had two other, slightly less funny ones. One man got down on one knee on the main road and started singing Boyz 2 Men's "End of the Road," (why?) and then later, my waiter says, "I will walk you out," and then we get out the door and he says, "Are you brava? Because there's a party at Brava tonight...I hope to see you there." ARE YOU BRAVA? ARE YOU SERIOUS?
Seriously, one day I would like a normal nice boy to say, "Hello there, my name is X, can I buy you a drink?" Because being a wacko magnet is killer on the self-esteem.
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